"Girl lemme drizzle pumpkin spice over your naked body and fuck you in a pile of leaves."

— Me getting into the fall spirit (via black—lamb)

Ultimate fantasy.

(via wentdog)

causticgrip:

darksidegeek:

thebest-memes:

"Oh please let this become a thing (Ron Jeremy meme)"

Well said Ron. Well said

haha,

Saving for later.

5 for Friday

1. It’s another tournament weekend so all of the derby watching will be happening.

2. Which is good because there are two home college football games tomorrow so I’ll be hunkering down and staying clear of that entire area.

3. It’s really hard to talk yourself out of a crush. Like, really really hard.

4. I’m dancing/head bopping/lip syncing at my desk and I don’t care about being busted.

5. Bed Bath and Beyond this weekend for ALL OF THE THINGS. So excited.

Bonus. I’m going to my first murder mystery party next Friday and am so. Fucking. Excited. About. It.

Tags: fun fact

eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

(Source: funnywildlife, via tessaviolet)

Today was supposed to be better than yesterday.

NOPE.

Everyone is out again. (One was planned, one was not planned)

Oh, and they’re also out on Monday (planned).

I successfully didn’t cry yesterday but it’s gonna happen today.

adulthoodisokay:

This is it. This is the best tumblr post I’ve ever seen.

(Source: pepperandpals, via darthstripmaul)

Is there anything worse than tossing and turning?? No?

I was having an awesome dream too. At least it’s Friday.

I gave it 6 months…

And now OK Cupid has been deleted.

Things encountered:

Lots of “ever been with a black man?”
Lots of “how big are your tits?”
A few attempts at meeting (that failed)
One proposition to kick a man in the balls as hard as I wanted (to which I replied “been there, done that, not my thing”)
A guy who seemed promising… Until he decided I was a great person to bounce questions about his crush off of

Ugh.

edwardspoonhands:

Am I the only one who’s soul is like, “…maybe eat some Doritos?” My soul doesn’t seem to scream out for things…or possibly it is speaking a language I don’t know…

edwardspoonhands:

Am I the only one who’s soul is like, “…maybe eat some Doritos?” My soul doesn’t seem to scream out for things…or possibly it is speaking a language I don’t know…

(Source: moosekleenex)