I wish I could say I was almost done. I probably am, but it doesn’t feel like it. #thekitchenwillbemyeverest

I wish I could say I was almost done. I probably am, but it doesn’t feel like it. #thekitchenwillbemyeverest

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

I’m dead.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

I’m dead.

(Source: acidocasualidad, via laughinacorner)

tumbleweedsinmyvagina:

daddydomlarry:

anonllama:

electricsparkz:

private-hiro:

ayas-dream-world:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

They call me..what’s his name. I am crying. Send help

The incredible cop who gets away with murder? Hey look I’m a cop from GTA basically. Interesting

The invincible civilian causality? … What?

Real name: The Call Me The Corpse on Life Support.
Tumblr alias: The Kickass Forgotten Junkie

The kick ass meth mouth?

The amazing black man in America.
Almost?

It is I, the civilian casualty.

tumbleweedsinmyvagina:

daddydomlarry:

anonllama:

electricsparkz:

private-hiro:

ayas-dream-world:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

They call me..what’s his name. I am crying. Send help

The incredible cop who gets away with murder? Hey look I’m a cop from GTA basically. Interesting

The invincible civilian causality? … What?

Real name: The Call Me The Corpse on Life Support.

Tumblr alias: The Kickass Forgotten Junkie

The kick ass meth mouth?

The amazing black man in America.

Almost?

It is I, the civilian casualty.

indisuicide:

Instagram: shsillustrations

(Source: alinaradcliffe, via i-wish-my-mother-loved-me)

thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

image

(via runonsentencesaboutemotions)

"I’ve been through a lot, I deserve a lot."

— Ab Soul (via thelovelyloner)

(Source: laudableloser, via jimbro)

Ordered three super cute dresses

And only realized upon getting then that they are the exact same dress with different patterns.

Good thing I don’t care because I where the same things all the time.

But now I have to try not to where them back to back.

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

(via kellymajellymaloo)

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

(via kellymajellymaloo)