I should not be allowed in the geekery section on Etsy.

Damn! I wish I was your lover!

I have that “take me out tonight” song from RENT stuck in my head.

Maybe it’s a sign/for a reason and means I need to not barricade myself in the house this weekend.

Too bad it’s a holiday weekend and the weekend the roommates and co. are going on the trip I wasn’t invited on.

Fun fact

I’m coming to terms with the fact that I will never have smooth, glorious, porcelain skin.

Curse these Italian genes!

I guess light kind of olive skin can be nice?

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Pet peeve

People who know I work a regular Monday to Friday and still call me at 1am. And text me “hey”.

Fortunately I’m a heavy sleeper and, even with the phone on my nightstand right next to my head, I didn’t wake up.

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I’m like in real life

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