"Fuck him. Get someone that wants you enough to give you a fucking text back. You know?"

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If life has taught me anything, it’s that a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying

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Lease signed.


I really do sound like I’m 12 on the phone.

I just had to re-listen to one of my calls to get some additional information. Oy, Literally…. 12.



Alright, these are kinda adorable…

Much-MUCH better than sad, tortured, & unfortunate Wee Ones staring at the camera hopelessly. THIS might actually help THEM find homes too.

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I sincerely apologize to everyone who followed me thinking I was a good and quality blog.

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