— (via thekisseffect)
In my Easter frenzy I bought all the Starburst jelly beans. Because I forgot I had some already.
No joke, I have 4 bags of jelly beans between home and work.
Man, I knew I shouldn’t have thrown in the towel with that lawyer guy.
He might not have even been able to help, but, shit, he could have at least pointed me in the right direction.