"I like my coffee how I like myself: Dark, bitter, and too hot for you."

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kingjaffejoffer:

propertyoffrankgrimes:

gideongordongraves:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking gosh

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my gosh

^^^

Wow

Welp

I don’t know if this is amazing or terrible, or some impressive mixture of the two.

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thenapking:

me

thenapking:

me

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True. I retract my prior statement.

True. I retract my prior statement.

You guys… I have a problem

In my Easter frenzy I bought all the Starburst jelly beans. Because I forgot I had some already.

No joke, I have 4 bags of jelly beans between home and work.

Man, I knew I shouldn’t have thrown in the towel with that lawyer guy.

He might not have even been able to help, but, shit, he could have at least pointed me in the right direction.

behindaglasslens:

Tina Belcher Appreciation Post
(part 1)

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