Whoever invented mixing tea and lemonade should die in a fire. Bleck!!
The cookie has been eaten. It took me laying down more treats leading her to it and moving it away from the ball another 3 or so inches.
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart
I should not be allowed in the geekery section on Etsy.
Damn! I wish I was your lover!
I have that “take me out tonight” song from RENT stuck in my head. Maybe it’s a sign/for a reason and means I need to not barricade myself in the house this weekend. Too bad it’s a holiday weekend and the weekend the roommates and co. are going on the trip I wasn’t invited on.
I’m coming to terms with the fact that I will never have smooth, glorious, porcelain skin. Curse these Italian genes! I guess light kind of olive skin can be nice?
People who know I work a regular Monday to Friday and still call me at 1am. And text me “hey”. Fortunately I’m a heavy sleeper and, even with the phone on my nightstand right next to my head, I didn’t wake up.
2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you...
Die Antwood gets me fucking pumped.
I don’t know how I feel about that because its not my usual music preference. Fuck it.
ronaldreagay: started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
Some good things about today.
It’s the last day of this cleanse. Woot! No more 10 pills a day! I made an appointment for next week to get my hair done. Stoked! I got pricked with a needle first thing but convince the guy to use the baby needle. Yay!
I was feeling brave. Until I stepped through the door of the doctor’s office. Bleck. Needles. Hurl.
I have to get blood taken out of my body tomorrow to check for a bunch of things. This will include and HIV test. I’m petrified. I mean, I’m a safety gal but still terrifying.
Things that are frustrating.
Being told overtime is allowed, but not to milk it and to watch MY time because I had 14 hours last pay period. 14 hours, not because I’m milking anything, but because I have a bunch of things being tossed at me and am given zero regular work hours to do it. But make sure I’m using my time efficiently. “Efficiently” apparently isn’t busting my ass, doing...
I'm already thinking about dinner.
I haven’t eaten since around 6am and that’s only because the pills for this cleanse have to be taken with food. I haven’t been feeling well the past few days so being hungry is a good feeling. But what on earth do I want? Pizza? Chinese? Just some chicken? Pasta? I have no fucking clue.
I hate Barefoot Contessa. I love Secrets of a Restaurant Chef.
Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or...
fuckyeahsirharder: I do, he just doesn’t know it yet
sstain: If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one
That awkward moment when...
You look over and realize you and your dog are laying in the same position.
I love this show Girl Code.
I agree with 90% of what they say and I kind of wish I was on it. This Jessimae bitch fucking kills me. Kills. Me.
My doctor said cold can lessen itchy-ness. So I’m literally sitting on an ice pack right now. Literally. I don’t know if I’m less itchy, numb, or just can’t scratch because the ice pack is in the way. Regardless, someone should come up with an ice pack that doesn’t have condensation. So I can shove it down my pants without looking like I had a bathroom...
Proof I will call my dog anything.
I was trying to get her attention so the progression was: Love Lovely Lovely lady Ladybird Love Luff Luftwaffe She turned around on that last one.