December 2010
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Watching
Thinking
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“(845): you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for...”
– TFLN
This brings back some memories
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NYE
With NYE quickly approaching, I realize I’ve only ever had a NYE kiss once. And it was my best guy friend at the time (the same guy that later decided he didn’t want to be friends with me out of the blue).
The only other time I had the opportunity for that midnight kiss was when I was 17. My boyfriend was lame though and had to leave at 10 and thought it would be OK to just...
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There's a moral to be learned here
So I mentioned to someone I had a blog and they asked if I’d written about a certain someone. Answer - NO because it’s difficult to talk about, let alone write about. The suggestion was made that I try because it might help so this is my attempt at that.
So when I was a senior in high school, I met this guy online. (Ya, this story starts this way). He was trying to find people in my...
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I love this stupid game. →
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Friends
I hope you’ve got time because this is going to probably be a long entry since I’m going to have to give some background first.
Long story short about a year and a half ago, someone I thought was my best friend decided they didn’t want to be friends with me. How did he tell me? He didn’t. He just stopped responding to any attempts I made at conversation. To this day, I...
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Now I'm a gamer
Me: T got COD Black Ops and I played it and like it so I bought it for me.
Sister: Oh no. You're turning into one of them.
Me: One of who?
Sister: Ugh. A gamer.
Me: In my defense, I've always been into video games. This is just the first shooting game I've liked.
Sister: Not Halo?
Me: Nope. The controls are weird on Halo so me no likey. COD is pretty fundamental so I dig it.
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Well...
Christmas came and went with little drama. I got pots and pans from “Santa” and money. With the money I bought a Wii (yes I’m behind the times a bit).
My younger sister had gotten Call of Duty: Black Ops and I got suckered into playing it so, as you can imagine, I had to get it for the Wii. Goodbye already non-existent social life.
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Stupid shit my boss says
So I sit across from my boss, who is also in the army, and he asked if I wanted to hear a crude joke. Sure, I’m down.
“Well since DADT was repealed, I guess that means I can tuck my stuff in when I’m in the barracks and act like a girl.”
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Holiday escape
So I mentioned before that I wanted to escape my family’s house Christmas weekend as quickly as possible. I figured out the plan.
Dog is being boarded and pick up is Sunday at 10, so I have to leave late Christmas night. What time is pick up until? 12. If I leave Sunday morning and hit traffic I’ll have to pay for another day and won’t be able to get her until Monday morning,...
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“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
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Release the Kracken!
I feel like an old woman with my Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy.
So I wore a new bra to work today. Some ladies may understand me when I say it was a bit uncomfortable. When I got home, the first thing I did was take the thing off, but then I made myself laugh. As I unhooked it in the back I said, in my head of course, “Release the Kracken!” Too much Pirates of the Carribean this...
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“Try to put your happiness before anyone else’s, because you may never have...”
– Margaret Cho
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I am a crazy person
So my OCD is showing today. I just realized how meticulously I ate a Lunchable. Ya, I’m in my 20’s and ate a Lunchable at work and it was delicious! This isn’t the only thing I have a weird process for, but it seems a little crazy for such a simple lunch. Since it’s slow, I recreated the steps for your enjoyment. So, enjoy! Does anyone else have anything they do crazy like...
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The holidays
Most people enjoy the holidays, all it reminds me of is being alone and that I dislike most of my family for one reason or another. Those that I enjoy are, unfortunately, not the ones that I get to see.
I was under the impression that my family was going out of town for the upcoming Christmas holiday to visit some extended family. They told me this back in August so I had time to fully prepare...
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Whoops
Band: This song is for all the whores out there!!!
Drunk self to a friend of a friend: OOH! They know you!!
Maybe I said too much?
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“I don’t know what you’ve been told
It ain’t the butterfly...”
– 69 Boyz - “Tootsie Roll”
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SantaCon('t keep his pants on)
Mom: You have to send us a photo of you in your Santa outfit!
Me: Only if you promise not to show Dad.
Mom: Is it slutty?
Me: I'm going to be a Christmas Prostitute.
Mom: The season of giving!
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
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Karaoke
Karaoke tonight (to watch, not participate). Getting there early to get a good seat and hoping Santa granny is back to sing Hungry Eyes. Oh baby!!