January 2011
I don't learn as well when I'm sick as I do when...
No joke, I go from ‘Huh. Why didn’t it work?’ to ‘FUCK THIS SHIT’ in about 0.03 seconds.
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Huh...
I just realized that most of the people I follow are from somewhere in the Northeast. Considering this is ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE NEAR ME, I find this weird.
I tried searching Tumblr for some more local blogs, but when the city you’re in doubles as a character name in a big-time movie, this search does no good whatsoever.
I’m about to post the link on Facebook. Just once. I’ll...
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when someone is wearing more makeup than clothes..
LMAO
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“We aren’t here to make things perfect. The snowflakes are perfect. The...”
– Nicholas Cage as Ronnie Cammareri in ‘Moonstruck’
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Everyone deserves love →
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Work
I’ve never trusted myself to work from home. I feel like I would get distracted by the dogs, the TV, or video games.
Starting yeseterday and through tomorrow I’m doing an interactive online training. From home. More specifically, my lazy ass is waking up 20 min before class starts, rolling over and grabbing my laptop, and laying in bed all day.
I am thinking now maybe I could work...
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10 Crazy Sexual Practices We Were Totally Unaware... →
unscrupulousmaneater:
Really? All ten of those you were unaware of? Not a one you hadn’t heard of? Seems odd, then again I was only aware of four of these practices, though none of them surprised me. Here are the four I knew about (but have never practiced):
Pony Play—thanks to that lovely little series on HBO back in the day, Real Sex. Read an article about Pony Play here.
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Don't tell me what to do.
Call it a quirk but I get REALLY uncomfortable when people get preachy. I don’t mean in the way someone vents about or tells you something and you respond with ‘amen’ or ‘preach on sister!’ I mean religiously, ‘Our Father’, preachy.
I can’t really make sense of why, but it makes me feel nervous. Maybe because I’m not into all of that. After I...
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Stupid dentist
Root canal yesterday on top of some existing jaw pain (he thinks I clench in my sleep). I can’t open my mouth more than an inch and I’m starving. FML
I’m going to keep trying to stretch this jaw out because nothing sounds good to me but a burger and fries.
Date by Numbers: pet peeves we wish dudes knew →
datebynumbers:
This list comes from some lovely girls I happen to know. My personal favorites being all the AIM references clearly from 2005. But some things never change, like gelled hair and guys who wear visors.
wearing white sneakers of any kind
diamond studded earrings
puka shell necklaces
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Gather 'round folks
It’s time for a dating story. One of the most gross nights of my single life, but kind of funny after the fact.
So I’d been seeing this guy and we’d always stayed at his house and hooked up. Well, I was tired of lugging stuff there, so I persuaded him to come over to my house for once.
It was a pleasant evening. Talking, laughing, just fun.
Then, as people do, we started...
The Frenemy.: Single Girl Fears →
thefrenemy:
Listen, for the most part, single girls are a happy and confident bunch. We have our independent lady huzzah! moments where we dance in our underpants and the sun is shining and that Natasha Bedingfield song that was later in The Hills plays over our angelic heads. And it rains pizza! But…
I would only change ‘cat hoarding’ to ‘pet hoarding’. Other...
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What?!
I’m watching “Inside Deep Throat” (it’s on Netflix watch instantly) and I just learned that during all the obscenity litigation it was, more or less, noted that clitoral orgasms were bad and that only vaginal were acceptable.
What in the hell? Fuck that! Orgasms for all! It’s Saturday night! Get some people! (Bonus life points if you have or give a clitoral orgasm...
Dustin Abel: Comedy Jokes: Facebook Inception →
acureforjerks:
Everyone has that touchy subject with their significant other that they’re just too afraid to bring up. Your lady desperately needs a bikini wax, but you just aren’t sure how to approach her on the subject. You want your man to buy you that giant rock and propose to you, but obviously you’re not…
Sneaky… I like it.
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Sometimes enough is enough...
I can’t keep it up so enough has to be enough.
Enough saying ‘yes’ to everyone and everything
Enough being jealous of others
Enough looking down on myself
Enough letting little things get to me
Enough feeling like a failure
If I don’t have time, I need to realize it’s OK to say so and stop taking on more than I can handle. All it does is stress me out and no...
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Learning about me
I learned today I absolutely love Paula Deen and her recipes. Once I feel better I’m making a Paula Deen dinner and dessert. I hate Rachael Ray. She’s too uppity and seems like a bitch. Smoke a little and relax crazy.
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Change of plans change
I’m a pushover. One whimper and she’s in the bed with me.
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Change of plans change
I’m a pushover. One whimper and she’s in the bed with me.
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Change of plans
Dog is being retarded and will. Not. Listen. No puppy cuddles. :(
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Change of plans
Dog is being retarded and will. Not. Listen. No puppy cuddles. :(
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You know those days?
Just one of THOSE days? Ya. This was one of them.
More shit being pushed on me at work. If it were across the board it wouldn’t be a problem but I feel like I’ve been singled out. It seems the only thing being good at your job will get you is more work. Ya, ya. “You’re lucky to have a job.” I almost wish I didn’t because I feel like, while I’d go stir...
Certain foods can boost your sex drive and the...
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The Frenemy.: Dating In Your Twenties →
thefrenemy:
First, you should let it go. If you can’t find a bridge to ceremoniously drop a box of mementos and ticket stubs from somebody you love(d) or hate(d) and used to kiss, imagine putting that person in a large burlap sack and throwing them off some high mountain. Because this is in your mind,…
I need to remember this.
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The weekend
The usual highs and lows…
Friday night - High : Met some cute and fun guys at karaoke; Low : They were into my two friends I was there with (who may have been giving them the time of day only because they bought drinks)
Saturday - High : Cooked most of the day and relaxed with Netflix; Low : All my dreams were about this guy
Sunday - High : Slept in late, went grocery...
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when video kills the radio star and you have to testify in court.
