March 2012
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My guy roommate is a fucking asshole!
He has a dog. He’s never home. The other roommate essentially takes care of his dog because I stopped doing it.
He going out of town.
I was told he was boarding his dog.
NOPE.
He just told me the dog will be here. Oh, and he gave some friend a key and they’ll be coming over randomly to let the dog out and feed it. So I’ll be home alone and some person I’ve never...
“My body is a dead language and you pronounce each word perfectly.”
– Sierra DeMulder, Unrequited Love Poem (via belle-de-nuit)
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Gah... I love my seestor
I’m not drunk. Just feeling good.
February 2012
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I hate being assumed as a whore.
Just because I talk sexy times with you, doesn’t mean I’m doing it with EVERY SINGLE GUY I TALK TO.
Maybe you’re projecting because you’re carrying on 5 conversations with 5 different chicks.
Get your stories straight, bro.
Who wants a sexy text buddy?
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Fuck. This. Day.
No, no. Fuck this week and last.
The only thing I’m semi looking forward to is drinks tonight with my sister.
I say semi because I’m afraid she’s going to get distracted by something else (like the boyfriend) and not have seestor time with me.
She moved out a month ago and we haven’t seen or spoken to each other (nothing bad, she’s just a busy girl). We need family...
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Pet peeve
People who come to a complete stop before turning right.
When there’s oncoming traffic, ok. When there’s not, fuck you.
Waking up early was a fail.
I laid in bed the whole hour going “10 more minutes” and venting to the dog how I don’t want to go.
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Going to try and go to work early tomorrow.
Literally have 3 alarms set.
2 early and then my normal one in case I snooze through the others.
I forgot how weirdly attractive Christian Slater...
I think it might be that shaggy mop/bob thing on his head that cinches it.
I think if Tumblr is going to change the post...
sethadamleezy:
Just looks a bit weird.
Don’t tempt them!
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Ok ok ok.
6 episodes in.
This Archer show isn’t so bad.
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I’m on a computer allllll day long.
Any after work Tumblr-ing is 98% of the time just from my phone.
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Students Poison Teacher's Coffee, Cupcake In Fifth... →
notmattlike:
Keep it classy, Fresno!
Lmao. My moms from Fresno.
It’s like the radio knows what I need to...
First World Problems
So many incidents in my queue I have to scroll… TWICE… to see them all.
I call shennanigans!
TWO weeks in a row we’ve ordered in lunch at work.
TWO weeks in a row I’ve skipped lunch on those days.
Last week my lunch just decided to not show up.
This week… Oh, it’s here. We ordered pizza. Did anyone say the pizza was here? NOPE.
Me: So are we ordering lunch or…?
Coworker: We already did. It’s been sitting over there for over an hour.
Are you...
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When I was little, I would go to the bar with my grandparents. Before you freak out, it was more like a club. Kind of a VFW thing but not.
There was one lady there who, for some unknown reason, could not pronounce my name. It’s Samantha. It’s not that tricky. The entire time I went there with them she called me what sounded like ‘Semester’.
No one else then or since has...
On truck and...
Out for delivery!!!!!!
It’s better than Christmas.
Why can't everyone be punctual or at least on time...