Tales from a spectacular spinster

May 21

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dailyastro: Sagittarius 6048: Visit The Daily Astro for more facts about Sagittarius. My name means listener AND I’m on the cusp of Scorpio and Sagittarius. I’m all ears. Literally. All. Ears.

dailyastro:

Sagittarius 6048: Visit The Daily Astro for more facts about Sagittarius.

My name means listener AND I’m on the cusp of Scorpio and Sagittarius. I’m all ears.

Literally. All. Ears.

I’m already thinking about dinner.

I haven’t eaten since around 6am and that’s only because the pills for this cleanse have to be taken with food.

I haven’t been feeling well the past few days so being hungry is a good feeling.

But what on earth do I want? Pizza? Chinese? Just some chicken? Pasta? I have no fucking clue.

Truth

I hate Barefoot Contessa.

I love Secrets of a Restaurant Chef.

theclearlydope: Marrying a slice of pizza is NOT logical. But LOVE is not logical. Have to go with my heart on this one, guys.

theclearlydope:

Marrying a slice of pizza is NOT logical. But LOVE is not logical.

Have to go with my heart on this one, guys.

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Always.

Always.

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Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

fuckyeahsirharder:

I do, he just doesn’t know it yet

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