electronicanonsensica:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

That means no more porn on Tumblr.

(via nothinsnew)

Lord, thank you for not making me have to be a bitch. Dodging a bullet. 

Who spells completely like that?!

Lord, thank you for not making me have to be a bitch. Dodging a bullet.

Who spells completely like that?!

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

(via tyleroakley)

Confirmed. It’s aura guy.

I can’t catch a break.

I’m like 80% sure the guy I’m talking to through the magic of the Internet is a guy I’ve met.

This guy told me he could read auras.

And then after one date told me he rushed into things and had some things going on so he couldn’t see me again.

Stupid small town…

tyleroakley:

thegirlwholoves-coffee:

You guys, this was a comment on the article about Yahoo wanting to buy Tumblr.

UmbralDiscord has a point.

tyleroakley:

thegirlwholoves-coffee:

You guys, this was a comment on the article about Yahoo wanting to buy Tumblr.

UmbralDiscord has a point.

What I want to do: get dressed nice and go out for dinner and drinks.

What I’m going to do: order in and watch Doctor Who and then some Netflix.

Someone is not happy I’m doing some work from home today. 

She’s also probably not exactly excited with my singing voice since I just sang her “Never Gonna Give You Up.”

Someone is not happy I’m doing some work from home today.

She’s also probably not exactly excited with my singing voice since I just sang her “Never Gonna Give You Up.”

Tags: puppy love